Wednesday, December 10, 2008

We've Got Mail! (UPDATED)

I know this sort of diverges from the purpose of this blog, but I find it so amusing that I just have to share. I just got home to find the following 5 emails in my inbox, all in rapid succession:


From: Lkestat11@aol.com
To: (ed - my email in the sidebar)
Sent: Thursday, November 27, 2008 11:33 PM
Subject: laughable


We check your site a few times a year, Cindy has better things to do.
I guess being behind bars will keep you out of trouble- rapist
As for Cindy, shes great, best thanksgiving gift she could have got was finding out you about all your arrests
Enjoy your time behing bars, with any hope they will lock away the key. She may have pity for you, we think you are just as sick as always. Now the world nows

and we call her Bugs, not boots you moron. still cant keep your facts straight


Hmmm...well, Boots was the nick she was using when she was trying? pretending? (I honestly don't know what the hell she was doing.) to get me to date her via email on July 25 and 27, 2003. So, you can call her whatever you want, but she'll always be Boots to me. As for me being a rapist, I'm pretty sure that I would know about something like that. Next:


From: Lkestat11@aol.com
To: (Again, see the sidebar)
Sent: Thursday, November 27, 2008 11:35 PM
Subject: (no subject)


Busy in Aug? guess that's why you didn't write more crap so the police could keep track. Guess they give you computers behind bars. Keeps you busy?


Huh. Jail? Police keeping track? Hmmm....


From: Lkestat11@aol.com
To: (Look, over there ---->>>>)
Sent: Thursday, November 27, 2008 11:36 PM
Subject: (no subject)OH so that's why you think that she would bother. She changed to lap top a year ago. We have her computer. You are so stupid!


OK, I don't know what that means. If anyone sees a point in there, please let me know.


From: Lkestat11@aol.com
To: (you know where to find my email adress now, right?)
Sent: Thursday, November 27, 2008 11:48 PM
Subject: (no subject)
BTW your mug shot in Aug looks worse than the one from when you assaulted her( we made a bit of a comparison ), doesn't look like you are holding up there . too much drinking we take it. Couldn't find anyone your own age, so you go after 14 and 17 year olds? Bet your roommates at prison love you!
You think for some reason that you have weird plan, making you look like a sicker person than you are.
We don't want Cindy to get involved, but knowing her, if she can help to keep you in jail, she will.
we'll check in another 4 or 5 months, or maybe not, the police tell her a lot. At this point its not worth the effort, we can get information from them. She has tons of people behind her, we'll make sure you get what is coming to you, the legal way. They check often, they so have you number. What goes around comes around.


WTF with all this jail???? OH! I've had a revelation!

I did a triple take myself on this one when I heard it on the news, but several months ago a guy who is also named Paul McKay got arrested for sexual assault on a minor, or maybe two if I recall correctly. But he's older than I am and lives in Somerset, MA. North Attleborough. [corrected -ed] I'm also guessing his middle name isn't Patrick. He's in jail now apparently, and good for him. He sounds like a quite a dirtbag.

From: JKm825@aol.com
To: (you know the drill)
Sent: Friday, November 28, 2008 12:08 AM
Subject: (no subject)
my husband said he just posted on your email. I don't think you can access your email from prison, but just in case you have another inmate that is allowed to. We think that your site would be better named
Mckay Insanity. So much more fitting don't you think? We all do. As disturbed as you are, you show us each time how crazy you are. I guess the rape charges dropped 10 years ago was a big mistake too? What did you dial the wrong number and go to the wrong house? so long, we will miss your blog, good luck with your new roomates, I hear they love boys like you.


Well, I hate to burst your bubble kids, but one, you're not very bright if you're looking at a picture of a completely different person and thinking it's me instead of one of the other several hundred people in America who share my first and last names, and two, I haven't seen the wrong side of a set of bars since July 13, 2003, courtesy of our favorite felon, Cynthia Whelahan. Here's a little something for you to consider:


That is a TV in my office with CNN coverage of the Taj Mahal Hotel in Mumbai burning. Which, that whole story is awful, but it's what's on TV right now. Then, there's me, with a big silly grin. And a Sam Adams. And I'm waving to dumb people who think I'm in jail. And McKay is spelled with a capital "K". And "posted on your email" is gobbldeygook. :-)

I swear, if you wrote all this as fiction, it would be rejected as too ridiculous.

I can't help but wonder why my correspondents don't identify herself themselves.

UPDATE: Knock it off, Cindy. If you've got something to say, don't be an anonymous coward. Stand up and spit it out, or just keep it to yourself.

UPDATE 2: This is Paul McKay the accused child molester:



I found that here. That guy is being held without bail and I guarantee you that he isn't spending a lot of time on the internet. Now, here's a close-up of me so that those who don't know me or who were engaged to marry me can do a more detailed comparison than the photo above will allow:



See the difference?

You know what's really amazing? That someone could fail to recognize that a person is not someone they were engaged to marry and slept with for over a year, and then also be excited (in a happy way) about the idea that the guy she had her 2 teenage daughters living with is a serial child molester. Thank you, Cindy, for this window into your psyche. You're making my task here a lot easier, ya whackjob.

This is the sort of insanity I was up against, folks. And for the most part, the Commonwealth of Massachusetts (and it's various and sundry agencies) is all too happy to take such nonsensical slander at face value and put the weight of government behind it under color of law. The problem in a nutshell is that they don't care what the facts are and they don't care what the truth is. They know who the victim is by looking for boobs and they simply pretend and proceed from there. They know who they're paid to prosecute and if they forget, they've got Jane Doe, Inc. to remind them. The reality, however, is this: One of us is an abuser. One of us violently attacked the other. One of us is a felon. And it ain't me. If that isn't clear already, it will be by the time I finish telling and documenting this story. And to think I'm only 5 days into it....

I suppose I should be extra glad they've got this other guy because otherwise, she'd probably have them after me.

12 comments:

scott said...

Well,dude...I guess we know where all those hits were coming from now. Cindy does have better things to do...like lining up the next sucker/victim!

Paul McKay said...

There's too much time being spent here for it to be them, I think. I can't imagine they'd be that interested, given what they appear to think the situation is. But I am surprised that there are actually 3 people still using AOL and partying like it's 1996.

Paul McKay said...

For it too be all them, that is.

Google is a bitch and Sitemeter is too.

Paul McKay said...

As it turns out, I don't think the emails came from where I suspected they did. Instead, it's someone pretending to be something they're not.

Gee, I wonder who that might be....

Anonymous said...

I can't even believe what I am reading...

Anonymous said...

Is there somewhere we can find the mug shot, to make our own comparison?

Paul McKay said...

I've spoken to someone who has seen it, so it's out there somewhere. But I haven't been able to actually find it.

But Cindy apparently has it, so she could post it to Flickr or something and then drop a link here instead of writing me psychotic emails.

If I find it, I'll post it here. But I'm not terribly concerned about it as it's pretty clear that I'm not in jail. While there might be a sliver of doubt to a reader, I'm quite positive about it. I'm not certain about this, but I'm guessing that most prisoners are locked in their cells with the lights out right about now and not surfing the internet and posting comments.

Paul McKay said...

Oh, the timestamps here are on Pacific time.

Paul McKay said...

I found it. Compare away!

Anonymous said...

I'm just disgusted with the entire situation that is being discussed, and has been being discussed for so long.

Paul McKay said...

Yeah, me too. And I lived it.

Anonymous said...

yeah me too.